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Baking Awesome (with fire)
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I wanted to make no-bake cookies. Naturally, this led to a grocery trip where I decided, "Imitation vanilla? Pfff. Imma get the real stuff." So I did.
Got home, measured my ingredients, set aside the stuff you have to add in real quick to the side. Mixture boils. I go to grab at the vanilla only to knock it over.
"Okay, okay," I said. "Keep cool. There's more right above your head."
So, one hand stirring the pot, I reach up, grab the box, fumble for a second to open it, and succeed. And then slosh it all over the stove. Gas stove + real vanilla (35% Madagascar Bourbon) = fire.
"D:" I said.
Fire went out, no damage, and the cookies taste
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Regarding Twilight
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I cannot wait until this whole god-forsaken pile of shit is over with and the series (because it's not a saga, it will never BE a saga, it is not cool enough to share oxygen with a saga) can die. When I can quietly sweep it under the rug and forget it ever existed.
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I demand birthday art!
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!Hey, I also need your addy so I can mail your damn sopapilla mix
Making sure you didn't die in a flying flaming ball of pain
No, I didn't. And I still want my sunglasses. [link]
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